Danbase
greenarmada:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x









If that’s implemented in all schools, imagine how low the drinking rate would be.
I dunno about you, but I want to keep my hair.

greenarmada:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

If that’s implemented in all schools, imagine how low the drinking rate would be.

I dunno about you, but I want to keep my hair.

bootyhole-princess:

A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART

bootyhole-princess:

A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART

valantherial:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

omg

my-esl-student:

I’m practicing in front of people for a show with a trainer.  The trainer got me a hand suit and he said it’s because limiting movement.  According to him, it’s the best way to cut waste movements.

my-esl-student:

I’m practicing in front of people for a show with a trainer.  The trainer got me a hand suit and he said it’s because limiting movement.  According to him, it’s the best way to cut waste movements.

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

universalequalityisinevitable:

An undeniably large part of what keeps poverty going is the fact that there are people who think that if they vote with the rich they’ll somehow magically become the rich. The trouble is, rich people don’t vote. They own.

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." 

(Quote attributed to John Steinbeck but is under dispute. Regardless, it’s still true.)

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!