Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
I’ve never been more motivated to get followers. I MUST obtain baby dragon!
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond